Corrupt A Wish

Rules:
1.Grant the wish above you.
2.Corrupt the person's wish (be creative!).
3.Post your own wish!

Example:

post 01 wrote:I wish for a milk shake!

post 02 wrote:Wish granted, but it was tainted with poison and you die.
I wish for a pet cat!

post 03 wrote:Granted! But while you're petting it, it explodes in your face.
I wish classes didn't start tomorrow.

post 04 wrote:Your wish is granted, but instead, classes start in 2 seconds.
I wish....

And so on and so forth.

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First wish:

I wish I had a bigger fish tank.

you get it but it has a huge hole in it and all your fishes die

thy this

i wish i could grant wishes for my self and others by will

Wish granted, but your powers cause the universe to collapse on itself.

I wish for candy.

its all hard candy and all your teeth fall out so you cant eat any

i want to rule the world

Wish granted.
You rule the entire world, but everyone rebels and kills you.

I wish for the RPG to update.

mario dies in the prosses of updating it and it never gets update

i wish i had a girlfriend

But...my wish wasn't granted... oAo

Wish granted, but it's Miley Cyrus! And she refuses to break up.

I wish for no homework.

Sorry hey wait you didnt grant mine either
heres for earlier
mario updates it but when you go to reply the forum crashes

you teacher keep you in class till you finish the work that would have been for home


i wish for super intellegence

Didn't I grant it?

Wish granted, but your brain implodes from so much knowledge.

I wish for less pollution.

since everyone cut down so much to get to this point that the world economy collapsed
see i never got a girlfriend because she never was my girlfriend

i wish for awesome ninja skills (try and corrup this)

You get them, but ninjas with better skills challenge and kill you.

I wish for a bigger guitar amp.

you play it so loud it explosed and kills you

i wish for a new plasma screen tv

Wish granted. You get the new television, but it's stolen while you sleep.

I wish Reaper would capitalize the pronoun I, as it is proper grammar to do so.
(I'm sorry, it bothers me.)

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i wish to go super sayan

*Message above ignored because the rules were not followed*

Granted. Reaper now spells I with a capital letter, but takes so much time to do so that the rest of his grammar deteriorates to nothing, and now his posts look something like:

"I dfgdfg sdfjkkjltaqhrftg hjyg4uyb fasdffrfb I ec rfergtwryhgfbbyryn DISEASES "

I wish the RPG in the other forum starts soon