Kill youself then drop something.

I pick up the sock but it is actually a dragon in disguise and it eats me.

I drop a pair of gloves.

I wear them. Nothing happens. I'm amazed at this discovery that I didn't realize that I walked straight into a lion's home.

I obviously get eaten.

I drop my retainers.

they are infected i put it in my mouth and get infected

drop a seringe

I think I was smart enough not to touch the needle. But I trip. So my glasses fall and I'm looking for the syringe. I really can't find it because it falls on my butt as I tripped. Now the liquid in the syringe was blood from a potential AIDS patient.

Turns out they were positive. I die a slow and painful death over the course of 3 months.

I drop a rose.

i pick up the rose and prick my finger and get attacked by a werewolf

i drop ice cream

I decide that I'm going to leave the ice cream alone. I don't realize that it's in front of me and I slip. The slip isn't what kills me; it's the obese kid that wants the ice cream who sits on me, thus killing me.

I drop a leprechaun.

i pick up the lepricauns gold and it kills me for it

i drop a gun

I pick it up. Get scared and throw it into a bush. A serial killer comes out of no where and shoots me.

I drop a lamp.

I try and electrocute myself, realizing it's not plugged in.. Throwing the lamp to the wall, it reflects to the chandelier conveniently placed above me, dropping on top of me. The chandelier doesn't kill me, but the rat poison I ingested earlier does.

I drop a receipt from K-Mart.

I pick up the receipt, thinking it's the receipt so I can return the darn lamp.
It gives me a paper cut. I think "Oh snaps." Jasper Cullen eats me whole.

I drop President Obama.

I pick up President Obama and his body guards kill me for touching him.

I drop a computer keyboard.

I pick up the computer keyboard.
Nothing happens.
I go outside.
It's raining.
The computer keyboard is apparently plugged in.
That's not what kills me.
It's the police that think that I stole the computer keyboard.

I drop a carrot.

the guy from shoot'em up kills me with it

i drop a bouncy ball

I pick up the bouncey ball but I drop in on the road in front of an incoming car.
The car runs over the ball, causing it to swerve in my direction and run me over.
I die from blood loss.

I drop a human thumb.

I pick up the thumb.

Nothing happens.
But then people start chasing me.
It was apparently Michael Jackson's.
They want it.

I am trampled to death.
I drop a Hello Panda cookie thing.