Kill youself then drop something.

stolen from here

How to play:
1. Using the item dropped in the post above you kill yourself/die in an epic/weird way. (Be creative!)
2. Drop an item.
3. ???
4. Profit!

example:

post 01 wrote:A violin exploded in my face, blowing out my brains.
I drop a pen.

post 02 wrote:I pick up the pen. It is in fact a laser beam gun in disguise. It shoots me in the heart.
I drop a box of chocolate.

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First death:
An elderly woman beats me to death with her walker.
I drop a nail file.

I step on the nail file and it paralyzes me from the waist down. I can't move and giant spiders come to eat me alive.
I drop my glasses.

I pick up the glasses and put them on. They were possessed by a vengeful spirit that takes over my body and stabs my neck.

I drop a glass of water.

I'm thirsty and drink the water. It really contains a drug that knocks me unconscious and I get gang raped before they kill me, and dump me into the Pacific Ocean.

I drop my necklace.

I pick up the necklace and try it on. It's too tight around my neck and I suffocate to death.

I drop my iPod.

I decide to listen to the iPod. Unfortunately, the earphones don't fit me, so I try to find ones that do fit. I trip on air, hit my head, and die instantly of a blood clot in my brain.

I drop a wig in the process.

I pick up the wig and try it on. It gets into my eyes, momentarily blinding me.
As I stumble along, I trip over a passing sloth and fall onto a parking meter, impaling myself.

I drop song lyrics.

Reading the song lyrics, I realize that I was reading "Thriller". Remembering Michael Jackson, I become depressed due to his death and commit suicide.

I drop a pair of shorts.

I pick up the shorts, but they were infested with a deadly fungi.

I drop a box of crayons.

I decide to color with them. But they're filled with yellow gas. So as I color, I inhale the fumes, and get blinded. I try to get up in attempts to rinse my eyes out, but when I reach the sink, I turn on the water but I can't tell the water's already flooding. It reaches the floor, where I slip, hit my head against the marble and die of a knife slipping of the counter and into my heart.

I drop my LG Vu.

I pick up your cell phone but it's One Missed Call all over again.

I drop my note book.

I pick up your notebook. I find 7 days written on it. Samara eats me.

I drop my ring in the process.

[I was hoping for a Death Note related death. Don't worry, though. ]

I try on the ring but it is the ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL. ^{dun dun DUN!}
I go insane and jump off a nearby cliff.

In the process, I drop a motor scooter!

pick up motor scooter and turn it on and it explodes

drop a penny

I pick up the penny thinking it's lucky. It's not. Abraham Lincoln climbs out of the penny and pushes me into a blackhole.

I drop a sock.